Ok that last one was just a test to make sure everything was working properly.

Now for the juice, I work in management and think very much like a manager (wick gets on my engineer roommates nerves I'm sure) so please keep that in mind when trying to understand my logic on current issues.

Just as an example:

How do you put an Elephant into a refrigerator?

Engineer: You can't, an elephant is to big.....

Manager: Open door, put elephant inside, close door.

OR one of my favorite management jokes

A man was ridding in a hot air balloon above the English countryside when a strong gust of wind blew him way of course, after about an hour he spots a man on the road below and approaches the fellow.

"Excuse me but could you tell me where I am"

"In a hot air balloon about 50 feet in the air" the man on the ground replies

"aha well you must be an engineer" the floating man declared

"why yes, how did you know?"

"because what you've said is technically true but is of absolutely no use to anyone what so ever"

"aha you must be in management" the engineer denounced

"yes, but how did you know" he inquired

"because your in exactly the same position we were in before we meet except that now it's MY FAULT!!"

More to come, stay tuned!
- posted by Cyan @ 1:02 AM |

 
Wow a blog of my very own =)
Total list of people who will probably view it, 1 JTC (BTW thx for all the help in setting this up)
- posted by Cyan @ 12:54 AM |