Hmm... The page that all you sexy mamas wanted to see! Ok, so that may be, like, 1 person, but ultimately I hope that someone leaves hee with the knowledge that not only is Jim a nerd, but he's also a complete head case. ^.^;;

Personal Stats

Physical

• Name: Jim the Cactus (also Jim the Guru Cactus or JTC)
• Gender: Male
• Age: 25 Years
• Birthday: 4/1983
• Height: 191 cm (6' 3")
• Weight: 126 kg (277 lbs) (Hefty, huh...)
• Hair: Blond
• Eyes: Hazel
• With Glasses

Socioeconomic

• Educational Status: Bacholars of Science in Electrical Engineering
• Employment Status: Employed
• Employment Position: Inside Application Engineer
• Employment Role: Professional Phone Monkey and miscelaneous Go-To-Guy
• Marital Status: Single
• Home Town: Denver, CO USA

Likes

• Computers
• Video Games
• Good Algorithms
• Friends
• Izumi, my PVR
• Cheese
• Wibble, both in, and out, of games (inside term, not the Internet term)
• Eye Wibble (entirely different inside term that means the little wiggly line thing that anime character's eyes do just as they cry.)
• Anime
• Programming
• Field Programmable Logic Gate Arrays
• Amalla (The virtual computer that this site is stored on)
• Motoko (The character from Love Hina)
• Shinobu (I can really associate with her naivete)
• Japanese Grammar (Easy to analyze for information)
• Adult Swim on Cartoon Network
• Shonen Manga (Manga for boys)
• The work of David and Leigh Eddings
• The open WLAN at my school
• Kitty costumes (Not the full body ones. The Gloves/Slippers/Headband/Belt ones)

Dislikes

• Japanese Vocabulary (Too much of it. English is just as bad too.)
• Stupid People
• Smart People who act like Stupid People (More than I hate stupid people. At least stupid people have an excuse.)
• Java Compilers
• Techniques of Integration (Especially if you're not allowed a note card with the 8000 different trig function derivatives on it during the test.)
• Professors who, for whatever reason, feel that I am illeterate and cannot read the slides or the book myself.
• Proselytizers (You can help me see truth, but you cannot tell me that I must choose to believe as you do.)
• People who support their arguments with phrases like "Because you are stupid" and "Because anyone who thinks otherwise is an ally of the devil"

What I do with my free time

• Play Final Fantasy XI (Give a shout out to Kilara on Sylph if you're on.)
• Play World of Warcraft (Give a shout out to Sarrl, Tinara, and Kareena on Icecrown if you're on.)
• Play Dungeons and Dragons using the GURPS system but the Forgotten Realms campaign setting setting
• Play Counter Strike Source
• Maintain My Web Site
• Write adventures for our D&D campaigns
• Read Shonen Jump
• Read Other Miscellaneous Manga
• Read Web Comics
• Hang out on the Social Stigma, Not Quite Intelligible Grammar, and the Gaia Online forums
• Maintain Amalla
• Draw
• Take Pictures
• Design things (From remote headphones, to Geiger counters based on a smoke filled detector element, to Beacon following robots, you name it I've come up with some idea for it.)
• Walk/Ride Places
• Watch TV
• Surf the Blagosphere
• Play DDR

Favorite Animes

• Cowboy Bebop (Own the whole set and the movie)
• Love Hina (Own the whole set, both movies, and the OAV)
• Nadesico (Own the "Complete Chronicles" set.)
• Chobits (Finally collected all 7 disks of it.)
• Comic Party (I've got all 4 disks now.)
• Case Closed (I've got disks 1-1, 4-1, 4-2, and 4-3.)
• Rurouni Kenshin
• Dragon Ball
• Dragon Ball Z (Although I hate the fact that they talk for hours when "5 minutes" are left.)
• Dragon Ball GT (All the high power coolness of Z, none of the idiotic babble.)
• Inu Yasha
• Big O (Only the second season though.)
• Ranma 1/2
• Angellic Layer
• Sorcerer Hunters
• Naruto
• Death Note

Favorite TV Shows (That aren't already listed in Animes)

• Family Guy (I own 4 seasons)
• Futurama (I own all 4 seasons)
• Ed, Edd, and Eddy
• The Simpsons
• Totally Spies (Go Alex!)
• Teen Titans (This show ROCKS! Oh, and did you know that the guy who does Aqualad was once Westley Crusher for ST:NG? Kinda neat.)
• Dexter's Lab (The old ones, the new ones are really bad...)
• Power Puff Girls (Although I have a really low PPG rerun tolerance.)
• Justice Leauge (Although there are WAY too many reruns...)
• The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
• Time Squad
• Samurai Jack
• Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers
• The House of Mouse
• The Life and Times of Juniper Lee
• Pinky and the Brain
• The Animainiacs

Favorite Books, Book Series, and Manga

• The Love Hina Mangas (I have the whole lot finally, YEA!)
• The Chobits Mangas (I've got all of them now.)
• The Comic Party Mangas (Have all 5)
• Shonen Jump
• Negima (Have all of the 18 currently availible books.)
• The All-New Tenchi Muyo! (I've got 'em all.)
• AI Love You (More good stuff by Ken Akamatsu. I have all 8 books.)
• The Harry Potter Series (Have read all of them now. Admittedly I find that the thrid book was my favorite.)
• The Belgariad
• The Mallorian (Have only read the first book)
• The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series (I've read all of them up to, but not including, Mostly Harmless)
• Anything by James Herriot

Current Computer Specs:

CocoMoo (My current desktop)

• Processor: Intel 6300 Core Duo
• RAM: 2 GB (4 matched 512 MB DDR2 sticks)
• Hard Drive 1: 360 GB SATA
• Hard Drive 2: 160 GB SATA 150 Segate
• Video Card: ATI Radeon x1950 256 MB 16x PCIe
• Sound Card: Realtek onboard sound
• Removeable: HP double-layer DVD±RW
• Network 1: On-Board Ethernet
• OS: Windows Vista Premium
• Display: 19" Samsung 940B Syncmaster LCD

Pinky and The Brain (My laptop)

• Processor: 1.73 GHz Pentium M.
• RAM: 1GB DDR2 533
• Hard Drive: 60GB 7200 RPM Hitachi?
• Video Card: 256 MB Radeon x700 Mobility
• Sound Card: Connexant Universal Controller (AC'97 compatible)
• Network 1: Intel Pro Wireless 2200BG
• Network 2: Broadcom NetXtreme Gigabit
• Modem: V.92 Connexant Universal Controller
• OS 1: Debian Etch with the customary Linux customization.
• OS 2: Microsoft Windows XP Media Center Edition
• Display: 17.4" WSXGA+ LCD

Omoikane (My old laptop)

• Processor: Pentium 4-m 2GHz
• RAM 512 MB DDR
• Hard Drive: 30 GB slow ass peice of crap
• Video Card: 32 MB ATI 9000 Radeon Mobility
• Sound Card: On Board Cirrus Logic
• Network 1: Mini-PCI Broadcom 802.11b/g Wireless Ethernet
• Network 2: On Board Broadcom 100BT Ethernet
• Os: Windows XP Home
• Display: 15.4" WSXGA+ LCD

Izumi

• Processor: AMD 2400+
• RAM: 1 GB DDR
• Hard Drive 1: 120 GB UIDE 133 Maxtor
• Hard Drive 2: 120 GB UIDE 133 Maxtor
• Hard Drive 3: 120 GB UIDE 133 Maxtor (?)
• Video Card: ATI Radeon 9200 (?)
• Sound Card: On Board Cirrus Logic (?)
• Network 1: On Board Broadcom Ethernet (?)
• Os: Windows XP Media Center Edition
• Display: 19" Envision CRT