"Ah, what fools these mortals be..."

Today I was reading some of the news and public interest articles on CNN.com when I encountered an article on selling junk food in schools. What do they THINK the schools are going to sell, celery? Heck, if your school sold only healthy foods (which the article includes sodas) how much money would you spend? 20%, 10% of what you're spending now? Would you buy any of it at all? Well, the government is pushing for legislation that forces the schools to do JUST THAT!

Hope you like the artificially flavored chocolate tofu bricks...